Primed for the Pump

When you drink before going to f your new gf

I’m primed for the pump, so one bottle will be enough for us both once I’m there.

by timesize December 28, 2020

scam pump

A phrase used to describe the attempt of certain people (called "scam pumpers") to convince somebody, by promising enormous growth rates, to buy a particular crypto-currency. The beneficiary of this attempt, if successful, is the scam pumper himself.

"Hey John, come and join our telegram group "cryptopirates2k18" to recevie secret investment advice on cryptos."
"Nah, thx bro. I bet that is one of those many scam pump groups"

by Bames_Jond December 29, 2017

procrastination pump

Completing an assignment within its final moments with the random surge of adrenaline one receives after massively procrastinating. This outburst of energy often leads to completion of assignments in an incredibly efficient manner.

I thought there was no way I'd finish my homework on time, but then I procrastination pumped my way through it.

by BigTestedCoals November 15, 2015

Pumped-er

More excited or pumped than normal.

Example #1
Philip: Wow, you're excited.
Joshua: Yeah, I'm even pumped'er than usual!

Example #2
That me feel even pumped-er!

by probably_born_in_a_barn January 19, 2019

Sympathy Pump

To have sexual intercourse with someone who may have recently ended a relationship.

I had a visit from some girl last night who broke up with her boyfriend after talking and having wine I gave her a Sympathy Pump!!

by g13radley March 15, 2016

message pump

A piece of code that attends a message queue, processing each message in turn.

Message pumps are a staple of GUI programming, since messages are used to receive input.

The program abandoned the message pump and Windows eventually marked the window as not responding.

by henke37 May 23, 2014

pump wank

When you beat your meat before meeting up with your girl or side hoe. That way it'll look bigger when you pull it out and slap it on her forehead like a baws.

Me: Damn, my girl is coming over, i better pump wank real quick just to make it look bigger.

by PumpWankMaster May 3, 2017