retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.

I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.

by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011

Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS)

A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.

'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 10, 2022

Copy and paste

When u copy and paste a text. (Usually used to cheat on tests etc.)

Me: Jesus this essay is so fucking long, Im gonna cheat
*Finds a website*
*copy and pastes info into essay*
Me: seems good enough.
*turns in*
*next day*
Teacher: SASHA WTF
Me: WHAT
Teacher: im not a dumbass idiot
Me: wdym....
Teacher: U get a fucking E on this essay.
Me: y?
Teacher: STOP ACTING LIKE U DONT KNOW
Me: WELL I DONT KNOW
Teacher: u really used urban Dictionary to cheat on this test?
Me: yes...
Teacher: u fucking dumbass

by lolhahahsas December 23, 2020

Shoe paste

Liquid that emerges from someone's foot

Sally has been sent to the doctor with a case of Shoe paste.

by WassabiChild February 22, 2017

the copy and paste/aesthetic apocalypse

basically it's this kpop stan wanting to move to north korea because "ramen" and "anime" and they dont even know how bad north korea is. they most likely will be wearing some straight black hair with the "beautiful hair for beautiful people" hair or the "clean spikes" ugc hair. in most circumstances, the predator will have black hair, but sometimes it may be brown. they usually have an outfit consisting of checkers and black and white colors, but if their slender left them, they then wear a black torn hoodie with bloody bandages to try and say "im depressed" and their body type is always going to be the woman package but with man legs to try and have an "attractive" look. i will now move onto the slenders, which have a body type that gave their species the name "slender" they usually are very tall with the "robloxian" package but with one leg that makes them even taller. they usually have the "clean spikes" ugc hair, or a bunch of hairs mixed together. they always have black hair, i've never seen one with any color other than that. other than the things ive listed about slenders, they aren't too different from the aesthetic/copy and paste girl.

"im apart of the copy and paste/aesthetic apocalypse-"

by anonymous April 16, 2021

Gray Paste

The pasty substance that leaks out of an anal canal that's been packed with fecal matter and ejaculation juice.

What comes out of a shit packed asshole after you overflow it by cumming inside is called Gray Paste

Man after I made her a bunch of bean burritos I packed that b*tches brown starfish so full shes oozing Grey Paste all over my sheets!

by SashaPlay541 August 12, 2025

National Your Past Self Day

On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)

"Today is National Your Past Self Day!"

by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023