zoo mouth

after a night of drinking large quantities of beer or liquor, you wake up the next morning with a bad taste in your mouth and it feels like every animal in the zoo came by and shit in your mouth.

I woke up with some bad zoo mouth. I shouldn't have drank that much last night.

by Chris Lamb April 25, 2006

mouth-horny

The urge to do something with your mouth, i.e. making out, giving someone a blowjob, biting someone, eating something, chewing gum, etc.

He was baffled when I announced that I was mouth-horny.

by Emu Loving Llama June 16, 2009

big mouth

The best show on this earth (jays fine asf)

I love jessie from big mouth

by finnlvr3 June 3, 2022

Cunted in the Mouth

A sad feeling. Initially associated with being royally screwed over but has now been generalised to any given situation involving personal turmoil.

1. That pompey steamer really cunted me in the mouth.

2. That one nil whooping on fifa street left me feeling as though i had been cunted in the mouth. Ouch.

by The Circle April 6, 2005

Vagina Mouth

1) Someone who is constantly talking about vaginas.

2)Someone(usually a woman) who's mouth is used as a vagina, almost like blow job, but not exactly, a mouth fuck involves the male partner to stand up while the female gets on her knees and the male thrusts his cock into her mouth until he finishes, then she swallows.

"Dude, shut up, your a cock blocking vagina mouth."

"wow, my girlfriend is such a vagina mouth, as soon as i get home, shes already on her knees!"

by whyucarewhoiam? April 2, 2010

Glastonbury Mouthful

To completely insert one's erect penis and testicles into another one's mouth.

"Aw man, I was getting a blow-job from my girlfriend last night and all of a sudden she gobbled up my nuts at the same time to pull off a Glastonbury mouthful."

by Dan, Bryan and Troy April 17, 2007

mouth fucker

someone who fucks in the mouth

quit fucking me in the mouth you mouth fucker

by eric September 1, 2003