After a child is snatched from the nursery by William Hogchild Monkey, his replacement is always a monkey human hybrid, or a “Bill Monkey.” Telltale signs include but are not limited to the following; a tail (often removed), a hairy back and chest, grunting when food is served, bowel habits that can suffocate mere mortals, and a proclivity for buggery and the TV show Family Guy. Needless to say, bananas are often his favorite food and a desire to pick pimples and nits from his being.
Hey Greg, there is no inheritance for you because you are a Bill Monkey. Go eat a banana and stick a Dick up your red ass you nitpicking bastard!
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Bill Clitton may have felt smugly self-satisfied and derisively-amused about all of his extramarital “triumphs”, but I'm guessing that his wife didn’t find the whole business one bit “Hillary-ous”.
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Derived from the name of CSGO bots.
Derived from the name of CSGO bots.
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I saw Bill Boyd in the street once. He had a rather large dick hole.
Steven is such a Bill Boyd. He windmilled his cock in the eyes of the law, and he didn't give a damn.
Steven is such a Bill Boyd. He windmilled his cock in the eyes of the law, and he didn't give a damn.
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