Skip to main content

Ultimate Bullride

Same as Angry Bull except you whisper, "I have AIDs" as you attempt to hold on in her futile fight to get away. +/- 10 points if you actually have AIDs.
by cocknockers January 24, 2009
mugGet the Ultimate Bullride mug.

The Ultimate Punisher

The Ultimate Punisher is a sexual position frequently enjoyed by people named Mike and Josh. It is when a person slowly sucks the toe of his partner, then eventually envelopes the entire foot in his mouth. He then bites down as hard as he can and bites off the foot in one fell swoop leaving blood dripping everywhere. He then spits out the foot and proceeds to cum on it.
Hot girl: "Why are you a paraplegic? "
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."
by the_toe_lover69 February 10, 2022
mugGet the The Ultimate Punisher mug.

The ultimate power couple

Simon & Osha are the ultimate power couple
by Hiilma November 20, 2020
mugGet the The ultimate power couple mug.

ultimate air

An awesome place in different states. An indoor trampoline park that is fuckin awesome.
Let’s go to Ultimate Air. “ Hell yeah!!”
by TheAwesomeKid21 April 1, 2018
mugGet the ultimate air mug.

Zenith Ultimate

Zenith Ultimate (noun): A term used to describe the pinnacle of excellence or the highest achievable standard in a given field; often associated with unparalleled performance, ultimate success, or the peak of quality.
Example: "The new gaming console is considered the Zenith Ultimate of home entertainment systems."
by Lolyumz September 22, 2024
mugGet the Zenith Ultimate mug.

The Ultimate Parasitic Predator

MORE SO THAN A CHARLATAN!? HE is the ultimate parasitic predator!? By doing WHAT, exactly!? By facilitating the thing... That WOMEN are ALREADY DOING... TO MEN!? HE (Andrew Tate) is HELPING WOMEN use their sexually... To exploit MEN...
Hym "But it's NOT THE WOMEN who are to blame... It's HIM... And not ME, Hym but- Wait... Well... Shit, so... It's kind of ME, Hym but ALSO HIM, him...? Whatever- But HE is culpable in a way that the WOMEN are not!? The WOMEN aren't 'The Ultimate Parasitic Predator' but the guy who HELPS THEM DO... THE THING THEY ARE ALREADY DOING... HE is THAT!? Seriously, women can do no wrong to Not-Dr. Jordan B. Peterson! I mean, unless they are trying to ruin his pure and unsullied, golden reputation... THEY'RE DOING THE SAME THING, JORDAN! THE WOMEN... AND THE TATE... DID... THE SAME FUCKING THING! How is it not THE SAME!? And I AM the Ultimate Parasitic Predator! ME! Not HIM! And not NOT ME, Hym but HIM not him. I'm like the Neferpeto Nen power but I have a bunch of Neferpetos. But it's HIS intraction with the women... That is wrong there? How does that make any sense?"
by Hym Iam September 30, 2023
mugGet the The Ultimate Parasitic Predator mug.

Barneys Ultimate Buttsex Machine

Farting So Loud And Hard Which Makes It Feel That Your Ass Might Have Exploded While Having Anal Sex
BARNEYS ULTIMATE BUTTSEX MACHINE GO EXPLODE NIGAGAGAGA!!!!
by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021
mugGet the Barneys Ultimate Buttsex Machine mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email