1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.
2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 07, 2007
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount July 11, 2008
by RyGuy2022 August 28, 2015
Harry: Why did you shave your arms and legs dude??
Matt: My girl wanted me to be smooth
Harry: Fucking sea dolphin
Matt: My girl wanted me to be smooth
Harry: Fucking sea dolphin
by lildickmonster December 23, 2024
Harry: Why did you shave your arms and legs dude??
Matt: My girl wanted me to be smooth
Harry: Fucking sea dolphin
Matt: My girl wanted me to be smooth
Harry: Fucking sea dolphin
by lildickmonster December 23, 2024
person1: dude did you hear *jasper dolphin* on the new ofwgkta song??
person2: i heard hes only on the beat to make his rocks grow faster...
person3: well i mean he has a tv show so ig hes kinda a actor
person2: i heard hes only on the beat to make his rocks grow faster...
person3: well i mean he has a tv show so ig hes kinda a actor
by ayooochrz April 15, 2023
Verb: To dolphin. The act of running full speed towards a idle mattress. Once in close proximity lock your legs and arms in a vertical position. Once airborne create the dolphin sounds prior to impact.