don't kick yer coon dog

Colloqialism from the American South, literally means don't bit the hand that feeds you.

BILLY: God damn, woman! Old man Winter's makin' me work on the weekend ho'ing his damn soil!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!

by HelenHar July 22, 2008

Stinky pan faced corn coon

A very stinky, pan faced person of Mexican descent

Salma Hayek is a stinky pan faced corn coon

by Gobshmackle October 19, 2021

happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)

He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

by @ibreiden May 16, 2016

you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

Your so good looking that you make a person's Hart rase and howl as is they were a hunting hound on a fresh animal track

Damn girl you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

by Jonnyblow December 19, 2016

Stale Coon

a coon that has been so oppressed that he knows no better and is just used to the slave masters way

just saw opera that stale coon

by Special-T-419 May 8, 2020

joely coon

Joely Coon is the biggest knob ever to walk the face of the earth. He is awfully cocky and for some unknown reason, believes he is a chick magnet. In his spare time, you can find him sending cringe worthy streaks, such as 'Heyy yoooooo'. But he's a pretty decent guy to scab food from, cause he always seems to be carrying it. But when your in a time of crisis, Joely is always there for you. That's why he's a great friend

''Your acting like a Joely Coon'
'Surely I'm not that bad'

by qwertyuioppoiuytrewqwertytrewq April 19, 2018

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025