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bowling bald

When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.

Not to be confused with bowling balled.
Damn, that guy is bowling bald. I could check my reflection in that shit.
by heyitsRachel June 30, 2016
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Virgin Bowl

A fresh clean public toilet first thing in the morning after maintenance cleaning in a school or office building.
I was psyched to be the first to drop one in the Virgin Bowl this morning!

Damn! The boss drank too much coffee and obliterated the Virgin Bowl! I'll wait till I get home to take a shit!

That bowl is not longer a Virgin.... I had tacos last night! You might want to wait until the fog clears to go in there.
by BlackboyT December 8, 2010
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Hover bowling

The act of hovering your ass over a public restroom toilet, due to concern of fecal matter being present on the seat, and effectively shitting all over the toilet seat.
Hover bowling is the only way for females to get piss all over a toilet seat. Wtf is the matter with you girl? Hover bowlers all go to hell.
by Specialguwy May 12, 2015
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Bowl of Jello

When you cum in a girls bellybutton or navel.
She wouldn’t let me cum in her, so I gave her a bowl of jello instead.
by Jellogirl88 August 14, 2021
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Josh bowl

A minuscule amount of marijuana in a bong bowl that will suffice the need of Joshua’s desires.
“Bro he only loaded a Josh bowl, it won’t be enough to share, He hoe’n.”
by Killchina April 6, 2022
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Zombie Bowl

A marijuana term. A zombie bowl is two (or more) pieces of previously smoked marijuana that are put together in a pipe/bong to be smoked for the last time.
"Dude we're out of weed"

"It's cool, I have some ash, we can pack a zombie bowl."
by XChristian924X January 28, 2015
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bowl up

(verb) To smoke weed; To pack a bowl into a pipe or bong.
"Hey bruh, you down to Bowl Up or what?"
by HieronymousBotch January 27, 2016
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