Text-a-friend

A lame ass friend that will only text you, rather than call or hang out in person.

She's a worthless text-a-friend; she simply texts me and never wants to hang out.

by Macphilia June 14, 2009

Text Limitation

The bullshit Urban Dictionary added.

I can't long posts because of urban dictionary's new Text Limitation

by ThatRandomGuyWhoWasPissed November 8, 2009

Text Novel

When someone sends you such a long text (normally consisting of 7+ pages) that it could almost be considered a novel.

Jim: Dude holy shit, Jenny just sent me like ten full texts in a row.

Tom: Damn. She must have skills equal to JRR Tolkien, eh?

Jim: I know. She always sends me text novels.

by Izionn June 10, 2010

Text Blocking Syndrome

The act of ignoring social conversation because you are engaged in a text message.

Oh don't worry he has text blocking syndrome, he'll respond in a minute.

by nFlamezz April 14, 2010

text-up

A text message update, when somethings going on and someone sends you a (usually discrete) text message that tells you about the situation

So I asked my friend to see if my gf was cheating on me, and now I'm waiting for a text-up

by burnsh May 11, 2010

Text Jynx

When two people text each other simultaneously, especially when saying essentially the same thing.

Optional: The first person to text back gets a reward of his/her choosing.

Text from A to B @ 9:42pm: You doing anything tonight?
Text from B to A @ 9:42pm: What you up to tonight?
Text from A to B @ 9:43pm: Text jynx. You owe me a beer. Yes!

by manwithanorangeforahead December 11, 2010

text flashback

When a text message reminds you of something you didn't remember doing; either because you were too wasted, too tired, or you simply weren't there in the first place (see text faux flashback).

*via text message*

Samantha: OMG stud! U kept me up all night last night! I'm sooo tired today!!!

Dave: Who is this?

Samantha: Fuck off Phil

Dave: This isnt Phil, u whore

Samantha: LOL I was totally joking

Dave: I'm sure u were. This would have been the best text flashback of all time... if it wasn't a text faux flashback

by funkthefavorites January 15, 2011