Teacup Piggy

When you do body-shots of Twisted Tea off an obese British woman.

Did you hear that Ryan did a Teacup Piggy last night?

by HoboDeiter May 6, 2011

Teaghen

Teaghens are usually ultra stunning people whose names can be shortened to just Tea. Which, by the way, is the most popular drink in the world. It's often thought that if you ever stumble across a Teaghen you can pretty much say goodbye to dating life forever as you'll just be completely in love with her for the rest of your life. They're usually really beautiful (inside and out), really easy to talk to, grab your attention when they walk into a room, and latest research shows that they may be a natural version of Viagra for men.

Person 1: Yo, I just saw Teaghen and literally my jaw dropped to the ground
Person 2: I heard the crack bro, you need to get your jaw checked out
Person 1: It's good bro. Let's drink tea

by Evanatomy August 9, 2018

Teah

I met a Teah once, she was a really beautiful girl so of course I liked her, I had to ask her out before the end of the school year because how else was she supposed to know? My friend had he'd snap chat because he dated her a couple years ago so I asked him for it, he decided to be a dick and he asked her first and that was the most depressing day of my life. I will never love anyone ever again

Josh:did you know Ayden likes you?
Teah: really?! That disgusting I hope he dies
*she didn't say that she's to sweet but I'm just exaggerating it*

by PrimeEliteGamer March 8, 2019

tachjhara

One of the best mutuals ever😈. Although their videos are sometimes concerning, they never fail to make you laugh. They’re also SOOOO beautiful and i’m glad that they’re my mutual :).

-Did you know tachjhara is my mutual😈
-Really??? That’s so cool, wish I was you😮 💨🤕🤕

by ilovemilfs June 27, 2021

Sunday School Teacher

When a female companion sticks any appendage or foreign object into a man's butthole when he's not expecting it. When he decides he likes it and does not run out of the room screaming, it is then referred to as a, "Sunday School Teacher"

Keith had a crazy night last night he was making out with this sunday school teacher and she reached around and gave him a Sunday School Teacher, he felt weird at first, but then decided he liked it so he let her continue to violate him. In the morning she kicked his sore ass out because she had to teach Sunday School, but she called him in the cab to ask if he had a good time...he blushed and said, "Yes".

by Aaron Neff March 28, 2009

Teacher Finger

The telltale, semi-permanent inkstains found on the fingers of teachers who clean thier whiteboards or overhead projectors by licking thier fingers and wiping away the mistakes.

Nicole couldn't stop staring at Mr. Markey's blackish-blue teacher finger during chem class.

by vdrive60 October 28, 2010

English teacher

An English teacher is a teacher who overly exaggerates everything by saying a red table is angry and the blue chair is sad. They also have favourites which is obvious. If they ask to describe a red table, they will automatically say that it is angry or mad. It is not angry or mad. It is just a table.

You might say: are you sad like a blue chair?
Them: no. don't be an English teacher

by Outrageously stunning April 10, 2020