Murphy's Law of footlong-subs

If you order just one of said tasty sandwiches, you will still feel hungry afterwards, but if you ask for two of them, you will only be able to finish one, and so you'll hafta just refrigerate da second one for later.

Having a friend treat you to lunch is a classic occasion for Murphy's law of footlong-subs to pounce and embarrass you. One simple and sensible way to avoid this face-reddening situation would be if your friend both has a smaller appetite than you and likes a lot of da same kinds of filling-ingredients; in dat case, you could just order two sandwiches, eat one, have your friend consume his fill of da other one, and then give da rest to you to finish along wif your own.

by QuacksO August 15, 2025

Sub

You like to be topped in a pillow fight. You will most likely loose and get battered.

Yo I’m a sub in pillow fights.
Same bruh.

by yamom2003 March 5, 2020

sub

sub is used as a word to describe a person named Dakota, referring to him as a bottom

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by elaenabanananna November 28, 2021

Subs gays

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by Hereeee February 18, 2022

Praise Sub

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“I hooked up with a praise sub last night. I let him have complete control in pleasuring and praising me.”

by GoldenBeef August 7, 2022

Sub-attractive

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Malcolm: Dude, Courtney is pretty hot.

Hayden: Stay away dude, she's sub-attractive.

Malcolm: yeah Fuck that.

by TheMasterDarthVader February 15, 2024

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Coined by V and T, This refers to the diagnostic criteria to be classified as Intellectually disabled. Often used when someone does something deemed "stupid."

"Look at that Sub 70 IQ Warrior, can't even put his words together!"

by Vicki-Mango September 17, 2025