Phantom Step

When you your walking in the dark or preoccupied with your mobile phone/psp/ipod etc. etc. whilst on the stairs and then you get to the top step and totally freakout when you go to step on the next step and there isn't one there and you proceed to have a mini heart-attack and then you realize everything is ok.

*ring ring*
Jim: Oh hey man.
Ron: Hey wanna grab a beer later?
Jim: Yeah sounds good.
Ron: Ok I'm on my way to the car. I'll be over there in abo- aughhhhh.
Jim: Ron?! RON!?!?
Ron: Oh my sweet Jesus *sob*
Jim: Dude what's wrong?!?!
Ron: Oh never mind I was just walking up the stairs and there was a phantom step. No biggie.
Jim: Screw you.
*click*

by Sir Timothy Longcockathong February 13, 2009

air step

When you think there is another step but there isnt and you end up stomping on the ground.

I stepped on an air step amd dropped my books!

by ryanthek1d2 December 23, 2014

boutta step in

To enter a group chat, DM , room. Step in referring to a funny picture of someone walking.

1:*posts leg selfie* boUTTA STEP IN!
2: dam that boi is hot, boutta step in them DM's!

by Mynameiscay December 13, 2016

Reverse step kid

Your ex’s kid.

Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily, will be a big sister and I’ll have a reverse step kid.

by nutella137 July 16, 2020

Flock Step lockstep

When you're taking a piss in a bathroom stall but the door's lock is broken, so you stand on one leg to pee while the other is holding the stall door back. Named after the Rhythm Heaven Fever game Flock Step.

"The urinals were all being used, so I had to use the broken stall. I ended up doing the Flock Step lockstep, and I practically pissed all over the room."

by Frisco_17 February 7, 2022

nami_step_on_me_please

nami_step_on_me_please is the anitiktoker who post one piece content and has a severe foot fetish and wants nami to step in her because it is her number 1 dream in life. That is her purpose for living and posting content.

nami_step_on_me_please likes luffy and I need my views back pls i’m begging tiktok 🙏🏾

by FatherYske April 17, 2022

Inquadextal Step

A complicated way of saying piss kink.

“Hey David, I found out my friend has an inquadextal step.”

“Ew… TMI bro.”

by Beckhamdotexe June 6, 2022