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Facebook Status Surfing 

The act of clicking thru several "friend's" facebooks statuses like surfing thru channels to find out what they are up to without having to contact them.
Friend: how did you find that out? I thought you didnt talk to him/her anyomore.
me: Well, i was bored today so i went facebook status surfing and found out what 5 people are doing or feel without having to even get in touch with them.
Facebook Status Surfing by Juandadi December 30, 2009
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Facebook Status ADD 

The term that refers to the inability to find a good Facebook status and there for reposting one every few minutes or even seconds.
"Did you see Ryan's status?"
"Which one?"
"What do you mean?"
"He had Facebook Status ADD"
Facebook Status ADD by rush2010 April 11, 2010

Flamingo status tracker 

A great ROBLOX game that 9 year olds play
yo did u see the new great roblox game flamingo status tracker? yeah i did fat
G Status can be used either as an adjective or an exlamation. It refers to the quality of something being G, Gangsta, Great, Ghetto, or Godtastic. Derivatives of G Status include the verb G.
-Fatty Ged up hard this weekend
-What did he do?
-He drank a whole bottle of Tussin and killed a freshman girl!
-G Status!
-I wish I was black...
g status by Cuthell May 13, 2005

'Random-Nigga' Status 

The state of being, usually associated with romantic interests, when there is no emotional investment in said interest, therefore no substantial consequences.
Me: Wow, I think Emily is really upset with me for hooking up with another girl
Friend: Don't you think you owe her an apology?
Me: Fuck no, Im on that 'Random-Nigga' Status, i dont owe her shit
'Random-Nigga' Status by blandz16 September 10, 2009

Cannibal corpse status 

(Adjective)
Used in the same way as "Death metal" but being more descriptive to Violence, blood and gore since not ALL death metal is about blood and gore. This makes reference to the infamous "Gore metal" band, Cannibal Corpse, whose lyrics surround this theme of death, blood, guts, gore etc.

A phrase used in the heavy metal community to describe something that falls into the following categories:

-Violent
-Excessive blood and gore
-Guts
-Disembowelment
-Decapitation
-Other human or animal mutilation
-horrific and painful Death
"That final scene in Zombie Massacre was so Cannibal Corpse Status!"

A violent scene in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, "Thats straight up Cannibal Corpse Status!"

Bomb Status 

1. An adjective derived from the word bomb.
2. Used mostly in Nor*Cal, in particular the northern part of the Bay Area.
1. Dude that shit was Bomb Status. Quick, let's do it again!!
Bomb Status by Will Busch April 23, 2006