starked

(past participle); To be betrayed or painfully disappointed by a close friend or relative, who thinks he made the right choice for both of you.

Captain America got starked.

by Spencer Trilby July 8, 2007

Sparks

Sparks is a Relationship Guidance company formed in Los Angeles who use words and music to describe common relationship situations. Led by brothers Ron and Russell Mael, Sparks has managed to release over seventy self-help albums, selling over 200 millions albums worldwide.

The Mael brothers private lives has always been drenched in secrecy. Some say that they're jointly married to eight wives, while Russell fervently claims that he is married to Jacqueline Kennedy.

Many songs that Sparks have wrote are used by them to help certain sexual problems...

* For The Girls With Everything (Women who are self-obsessed with plastic surgery)
* All You Ever Think About Is Sex (Relationship friction)
* Thanks But No Thanks (How to turn down advances from prostitutes)
* Don't Leave Me Alone With Her (How to decline advances from women)
* Falling In Love With Myself Again (How to combat Mastrubation)

by kodiac1 July 3, 2006

starkweather

A pompous ass with an over-inflated ego, despite the fact that they have no real talent.

After he blocked that field goal to win the game, A.J. spent all week acting like a big Starkweather.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Sparks

Last name of a clan, whose coat of arms includes the breast of a small girl named lacey. Lacey, being of pure-bred descent, would be described as timid, fair skinned and light hair and of mild disposition. Lacey is most commonly known for her starring role in the adult film titled "XXX Hot Feet Foot Jobs XXX" and "Cum On My Feet 5" released in 2009. Due to an injury Lacey was forced to retire from film and found herself working in a pawn shop called "Pawn Lords" back in her hometown.

Look it is a Sparks...

by earthychic268*<3 July 28, 2011

Starky

A song with too much reverb.

Man, this song is such a starky!

by a non mouse January 5, 2003

sharks

everyones' new favorite way of expressing any emotion, by simply making a ><^>, it can mean sad, angry, depressed, happy, anything.

friend: you just missed the new south park
ry: SHARKS ><^>
><^> ><^>
><^>
ry: oh well it will be on for another 5 days in a row.

by ryryyrryyryr November 10, 2005

sparks

the things you see and can definatly know that the electronic parts of something are all fucked up

my radio doesnt work anymore because i saw sparks comming out of it

by shtoink November 8, 2006