Fish for sperm whales

Another word for masturbating or "jacking/jerking off"

A: Whaddya gonna do when you get home?
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.

by iIsLegendz November 19, 2010

chop sticks and sperm balls

When a girl uses her Boobs to play with your ball sack.

Jacob likes the move chop sticks and sperm balls!

by DubbyDzn January 3, 2014

Sperm Web

When Your Sperm Gets Caught In A Cobweb Or Spider Web

*Strokin Hard*
Oh Look A Sperm Web!

by Sky High CEO November 12, 2014

sperm check

When another man points out a piece of food and/or thick sauce on another mans face. Usually around the lips.

Alex walks in with a bit of ranch on his lips
Bill, "Sperm Check."
*Alex quickly wipes ranch from lips*

by tittysprinklers December 1, 2013

sperm ninja

When you a guy is about to cum and they pull out and shoot in the girls eyes

Jameson-Dude Jenny was giving me head last night I had perfect timing right in her eye Tim-we got a regular sperm ninja here

by THE T!M February 26, 2015

Sperm pit

A term used to describe a woman who is lacking in any sort of social morals. For example, a slut.

Dude, That girl has slept with so many guys she has literally turned in to a sperm pit.

by NikNakNoo June 14, 2015

T-Spermed

When you're having a quickie and, to save trouble and mess, you ask the a guy to cum in your mouth but one or both of you timed it wrong so he ends up finishing on your T-Shirt.

"Jake T-Spermed again"

by barbiehorror August 5, 2016