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soft crusher

When you crush yourself with a mattress.
Person A: I'm bored.
Person B: Do you have any spare mattresses?
Person A: Yeah. Why?
Person B: Want to do some soft crushers?
Person A: Yeah!
by ChameleonDragon March 12, 2018
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Soft Arse

Someone who is acting dumb and is not understanding a simple explanation.
That’s how you do it soft arse, not hard is it!
by Aznajansken August 5, 2018
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Soft Apple

A bruised face or body from being slapped or beaten for pleasure, usually done by a sadist for their masochist partner in a BDSM scene.
Instead of a hickey, he gave me a soft apple, and now all my friends think I'm in an abusive relationship.
by Jacques0AY October 5, 2018
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Soft-Serve

Often performaned with the aid of mounted handles, the male gets into a standing or elevated faetal position creating a 'V' by bringing his knees into his chest. A second person will then pull down on the man's erect penis to mimic a soft serve ice cream machine. As this is done a loose or soft stool is produced onto a a third party waiting below.
I had chilli for lunch yesterday so when Karen came over I had her Soft-Serve me into Karl's open mouth
by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019
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Soft Serve

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Ejaculating while soft.

Most commonly confused with Pushing Rope
"After the fifth time jerking it I could only jizz soft serves"

"I think Aaron is gay, when we have sex he always gives me a soft serve Sunday"
by LarsVonCunt March 9, 2019
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Soft Google

A soft google is when google answers your question instatly, either in the predictive filling of the search bar on in the preview of the first results related to your question.

If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google and doesnt count as a soft google any more.
I got the answer from a soft google, it came right up.
by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019
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soft like bagjuice

A person who acts soft in certain situations.
Sarah Acts like a thug, but when it come to the test she soft like bagjuice.
by Pettygod July 4, 2019
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