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small penis complex 

A male who is tall with brown hair, very controlling and egotistical, puts down other guys that he doesn't know. He tends to say things like " 3 inches is average" when we all know that's not true. He tends to drive Yukon Denali and thinks he's better then everyone else with his parents money.

Small Willy 

An obnoxious bloke who just can’t take the hint and needs to tone down his ‘nobility’ a notch.
He has a small willy because he uses all his dick in his personality.
Small Willy by wordsofwisdom22 September 10, 2019

The small 

The smallest person of them all, unable to be broken down any further into constituent parts. Fits into any pocket, can travel miles by hitching a ride on passing fluff. Normally engages in homicidal activities to uphold the legitimacy of the title The Small.
i am the small
no i am you great oaf, surely you shall die by my hand
The small by The muther tall November 14, 2010

small balls

In the game of pool, the big balls are the stripes, as opposed to the solids, which are called small balls. One can imagine that the solid-colored balls look smaller than the stripes, although they are all identical except in appearance.
Terry sank the four ball first, so he called small balls. (the four ball is a solid).
small balls by weentard2000 September 7, 2007

Small penis Refugee

Small penis Refugee's are western white men whose penises are smaller then average thus they flee to asian countries in order to find a female whom will not disapprove of their size.

Having a disappointing love life in their home countries and inability to please their fellow women, they flee to countries such as China, South Korea, Japan and Thailand. Once in their adopted countries they are willing to forego a more comfortable lifestyle backhome knowing they can find a woman whom will accept their small penises as average maybe even above average.

These men typically losers back home take on a whole new persona believing they are some kind of sex god. They often also believe they are good at dancing and dance on tables only to have other westerners and africans laugh at them.
Paul from Kingston has had a very embarrassing sex life being told their ex boyfriends were bigger and even once being laughed at and flat out dumped at the site of his tiny penis.

Fed up Paul took a teaching job in Xiamen China in which he met a girl named ling bo who accepted his small penis and they lived happily ever after. thus being one of many small penis refugees

A small loan of a million dollars 

Is a quote from a famous douche bag.
"A small loan of a million dollars"
Fuck you Donald Trump!