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Cyclopse Smack

Take your penis and smack your girlfriend in the eye.
by Yancy Willis March 8, 2009
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smack cat

A furry feline friend who enjoys getting the area immediately preceding it's tail whacked much harder than one would imagine enjoyable.
God love him, but Little Marquis was definitely a smack cat, as evidenced by his purring while being given a rather vigorous series of whacks just in front of his tail and then asking for more.
by maximo hudson June 28, 2009
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baja-smack

yo its when you smack the baja out of someone and can be used wth various parts of ur hand in different combos. yo jeepsta u could also use various items like the jc-cp paddle
the man cp: yo foostick imma bout to smack u (baja-smacks dobbins)
by jeepsta June 25, 2004
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smack the kitty

an extreme trampoline manover that requires the daredevil to land a back flip and then flail legs around wildly three times, followed by a drunken noodle.
other tricks include...
the cat woman
bird flip
hit by a cannon ball
and
extreme transmorthathon, which is for professionals only
"let's go smack the kitty"
"you want to smack the kitty with kyle?"
"BOOM!--AHHHHH!"
by kknelson April 7, 2008
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smack pig

Someone who has lowered themselves to the point where they their only food or sustenance is Heroin or "Smack" often resulting in a skeletal look
Look at the smack pig all 70 lbs of him looks like he will fall apart with a gust of wind
by monkey man Jr III March 21, 2007
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Smack-Ass

A person who constantly annoys people either for the fun of it or he/she is just completely stupid knowing that he/she will obviously get in trouble with a painful punishment (Hitting, yelling, scolding, grounding, etc).
"Could you get that little Smack-Ass off of my lawn?", "Keep that Smack-Ass away from me!", "You Smack-Asses are going to get it now!"
by one of yo momma's boyfriends February 14, 2010
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smacking off

The art of brutally masturbating everywhere you possibly can.
yo my mom just caught me smacking off it was awesome.
by ismackoff May 26, 2014
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