Slapping the peen

Slapping the peen is referred to as "Masturbating" by thugs and others affiliated with thugs. This combination comes together to produce a good party anecdote, for example "Do I got a story for you guys... So the other night I was slapping the ole' peen, and right when the wife walks in I "YOU!" all up on her face.

Aye homey, once I got home, I pulled my pants down and started 'Slapping the peen'

by Meechster93 November 7, 2010

Key Slapping

A person who continuously slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.

When DK does a control F website search on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each search result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his foolish answer.

by Dallas1976 August 4, 2007

pad slapping

The process in which a prepubescent girl preferably 12 is raped while having a tampon inside her. Once her cherry is popped, take the tampon out and shove it in her ass (make sure she hasn't popped) once the tampon is covered in blood, semen, and poop slap her in the face with it until she is either knocked out or begs for mercy.

Oh boy Jonny i hope u had fun pad slapping your cousin

by Snooki af April 25, 2019

Poor mans sleeping pill

A real good swallow blow job when you just cant sleep.

Baby I can sleep, I need a poor mans sleeping pill.

by fresh5 October 12, 2010

Sleeping with Sirens

Another "post hardcore" band with mediocre talents, the only reason they are around right now is because this genre is in style, especially among teenage girls who have no idea what good music and lyricism really is, half the reason they even like this crap is because they find the singer attractive. I tried listening to a couple songs by these guys and i just couldn't do it, the boring vocals, the sub par lyrics and the stereotypical look of the band members just made it unbearable. There are good bands in this genre, but this group is not one of them.

There are so many bands out there like this, it gets old. Also the singer sounds like a fucking chick.

What does Nsync, Justin Bieber, and Sleeping with Sirens have in common?

They are all marketed towards teenage girls.

by TrueGrave May 16, 2013

Sleeping on me

It means to hate on someone.

Jake: Haha you are so ugly and gay af

Me: Quit sleeping on me and or I will beat your ass little guy.

by I got you with the slang terms April 13, 2018

Sleeping Bag

Someone who is a complete whore who will sleep and flirt with anyone to get what they want.

That chick is such a Sleeping Bag, she fuckedher boss last night just to get a small raise.

by Dirk Bagelz May 9, 2009