cock slap

using ones penis to slap the face of another person. also called a mushroom tattoo because of the redness left behind by the hit.

if you dont shut up i'll cock slap you!

by Luke Merlini November 25, 2003

National slap ass day

Is the day when the girl can slap all the boys with sexy ass 13- 15 November 🍑🍑🍑

Girl : " Girl slap boy "

Boy: " why are you do that ? "

Girl : " cause it 's national slap ass day "

by Huitifxirsurcoh November 12, 2019

slap cheddar

to beat off, to ejaculate

What are you going to do tonight?
Slap cheddar.

by bonebrake22 June 24, 2008

slagttention seeking

When a very promiscuous/slagy person types something about how they love themself andtry and get attention about it.

Nicole: I love my tan and the tight white top is booming :)
James: Off into the garden to tan his six pack ;)

Nathan: Have you seen James and Nicole slagttention seeking?
Max: Yeah, probs like them alot?
Nathan and Max: LOL

by lmaoprobs March 3, 2010

slap the flapjack

A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling

'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'

by KMAG YOYO February 18, 2014

slap a junkie now

A saying, originating from Good Shepherd Lutheran College, used to remember the 4 months that have 30 days.

S - September
A - April
J - June (June rather than July because JUNkie starts with JUN like June.
N - November

Boy - "Are you prepared for the test?"
Homosexual Girl - "Yes, slap a junkie now."

by Good Shep Rep Bruh May 12, 2014

slanty bum

When a female has straight back with little to no ass at all. The ass appears to be one with the thighs.

Judy had a big booty but Sarah has a slanty bum.

by byrdmanjenkins April 4, 2015