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single is a thing that means not married and not have boyfriend or girlfriend
hi are you married no i am not married i am single
by Elle taylor December 1, 2020
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single-strobe light-flick

Refers to a "consideration for sleepers" action whereby --- in order to briefly look at something from the doorway of a pitch-dark room in which you know that one or more other humans are seeking a little shut-eye --- you first open up your own eyelids extra-wide to allow yourself maximum visibility, and then perform a super-quick "on-off" action (one-half-second at the absolute maximum) with the room's light-switch, so that you are able to check on whatever you needed to know (such as that there is nothing on the floor between you and the sleeper's bed, and thus you can safely tiptoe forward in the dark and crawl in with the slumberer without tripping), but minimize the disturbance of the sleepy person(s) by not having the ceiling-lamp lit long enough for him to even be much aware of it.
Considerate dude who's staying overnight at his girlfriend's apartment: I always use the "single-strobe light-flick" prior to re-joining Tiffany in her bed after I visit the Little Boys' Room during the night, just to make sure that neither of her cats has decided to stretch itself out on the floor of the bedroom. It avoids any unexpected "yowls in the dark", plus Tiffany tells me that she seldom even notices my brief room-illuminations, so that's a good thing.
by QuacksO September 7, 2018
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Single girl energy

When you and your single friends are living it up every weekend and find any excuse to party and go wild.
Dang that girl Carol has been partying it up every weekend since summer started and it’s almost thanksgiving.. she definitely has that single girl energy.
by Leeslut November 2, 2019
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Single Suspenders

When a woman's g-string is showing from both sides of her pants, usually very high, giving the appearence of suspenders. These showcase her availability and wanting.
Chelsea was looking good with her single suspenders, Brian knew he had a chance.
by Fromagnum June 20, 2010
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Single Selfie

That inevitable picture one changes their profile to once they break up with their SO. There are took types. The really obvious "old selfie", which is normally the best photo the person took in the last 2-5 years, meant to show off that they are still hot (and single). Or the "new selfie" which is obviously taken quickly to replace a profile picture that features the person who they just broke up with.
"I didn't know Zack wasn't dating Mara anymore till I saw his single selfie. That picture is so old."
"Why did Sam take such a bad random photo for his profile...*checks status, finds he just dramatically broken up with his boyfriend*, oh it's his Single Selfie"
by NeroBrigg February 20, 2017
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Single-Player Bukake

When a person is masturbating and cums on their own face multiple times.
Single-Player Bukake is a new level of fetish.
by 84thJoe January 24, 2022
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A single sycophant

If I have one of these that would be a very bad idea fuck-face don't threaten me.
Hym "The face that no one sees a problem with this should be cause for concern for a lot of you. You only don't because you think it's too good to be you. But do I have a single sycophant? Maybe. Paul? Do I have a single sycophant? I donno."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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