Schmook

A person who is doing something dumb. Or someone who doesn't listen to directions.

You are a schmook.

by Schmook77 November 13, 2020

Schmoogie

Verb: The act of taking a giant shit.
Noun: A turd.

Noun: “Hey, mommy! Come look at my giant schmoogie in the toilet”!!
Verb: “Ch’Qweetah asked me to take a schmoogie on her chest last night”

by Toad 5 February 27, 2022

Ole Schmole

To want to die because of the eternal meaningless life that you live through.

Also a word for: Selfhate; Existential pain; Knowing that life is just a period of time that you have control over a body on planet earth

1: "I want to Ole Schmole."
2: "Yeah, I feel the same way!"

by Jexkin June 19, 2018

Schloeffel

The act of asserting male dominance over an unsuspecting babe.

Can be shortened to "Schloeff/ed"

"Oh yeah, I Schloeffele'd all over that chick"

"I wish that chick would let me Schloeff her"

"Do you think those two sisters would be down to Schloeffel?"

"So I heard you were in Melbourne recently, did you get any Melbourne Schloeffel?"

by TobinskyShrimpy April 14, 2010

Schloegel

Wandering aimlessly; Serving no purpose

Vince Schloegeled his way to work as he didn't want to go.

by Sociology 07 June 6, 2016

Schlob or Shree

Someone of unimportance, or an annoyance to yourself and/or others

Example 1
Person 1: Graham is sooooo annoying
Person 1: I know, he's such a schlob

Example 2
Person 1: Did you see what Liam did?
Person 2: Who's Liam? Must be a Shree

Schlob or Shree

by Hejdå2000s June 18, 2020

Schlodin

The enormous cock of Odin. With this cock he impregnated all 9 valkyries.

I put my Schlodin in her shreya.

by Schlodin Erfinder November 22, 2021