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The act of asserting male dominance over an unsuspecting babe.

Can be shortened to "Schloeff/ed"
"Oh yeah, I Schloeffele'd all over that chick"

"I wish that chick would let me Schloeff her"

"Do you think those two sisters would be down to Schloeffel?"

"So I heard you were in Melbourne recently, did you get any Melbourne Schloeffel?"
by TobinskyShrimpy April 14, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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