Rule Number 8 

Sex rule stating, "All women like it in the ass; some just don't know it yet." Can also be used as a verb.

"My girlfriend and I proved Rule Number 8 last night; now she can't get enough!"

Rule Number 8 by Blackbird Pilot September 1, 2009

rule a bitch 

to control a woman by using various means

"Rick rules bitches with his sexy voice"

Man #1 - "What are you doing?"
Man #2 - "Learning to play the guitar"
Man #1 - "How come?"
Man #2 - "To rule a bitch"

rule a bitch by Chris Deinlein October 19, 2006

Rule 7 

The cake is a lie

Ed: Yo, Dave, manager says we will probably get a promotion if we meet the sales expectations for this quarter.

Dave: Yeah, don’t get your hopes up on that one, Ed. Rule 7 The cake is a lie.

Ed: Really, aw crap.

Rule 7 by TerrorKingMugen November 30, 2010

Rule #67 

If one is having a party or gig they must tell people personally who will attend, otherwise showing up is prohibited and the called upon person must therefore not attend.

Kelvin: Going to TOTT for new damage ep launch?

Tom: meh, i was never told by gilly himself, therefore i shall not show, Rule #67

Kelvin: Dont make me link the sloth again

Rule #67 by Flubugubu August 9, 2009

Rule 134 

If it exists, somebody made a music video of it.

guy 1: Wanna watch star wars. Any pages for episode 3?

guy 2: Rule 19.

Later

guy 2: found somethin?

guy 1: Rule 134. Music vids crowding google.

Rule 134 by Wannabra1337 April 6, 2011

Rule 136

If you're offered a drink, you must accept the drink unless said giver has a criminal record

Bartender: Could I offer you boys some vodka?
Guy 1: Sure, I could use a drink
Guy 2: *Dude, rule 136, he murdered the last guy that had sex with his ex*
Guy 1: *shit*

Rule 136 by Anonymous 385865 December 5, 2012

rule 736 

If something exists there is a star wars version of it

Yo I bet there’s a star wars cat rule 736

rule 736 by Aspen moyer June 6, 2018