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as old as the Rolling Stones 

Quite simply, since the "World's Greatest Rock'N'Roll Band" is still around today (they formed in 1962), they still put out great albums ("A Bigger Bang" is REALLY good!), they still deliver great shows (I saw them live in 1997), as well as the fact they invented hard rock which set the foundation for many more styles like heavy metal, punk rock and more, and most of the original rock'n'rollers are either dead (Chuck Berry and Little Richard are exceptions) or the original superstar bands are disbanded then this term refers to age and generations. Yet the Stones still draw in so many fans of all ages because they're still vibrant and alive despite their years. Because of their legendary ground-breaking status the Rolling Stones are also nicknamed the Granddaddies of Rock'N'Roll, or similar appelations.
I saw Live 8 on TV. I saw Will Smith do a brief set and up next was the psychedelic rock powerhouse Pink Floyd. Of the four musicians, bassist Roger Waters looked the best - he sported a shock of gray hair, yet he still had all his hair. On the other hand, what hair guitarist David Gilmour had left was thinning and nearly white and he had a paunch. Drummer Nick Mason and keyboardist Richard Wright (R.I.P.) had their hair salt and pepper laced with gray. Still, they played really well. It's sad to realize that this was to be the last Pink Floyd show ever but this unforgettable evening was a wonderful way for the band to make their fare-dee-well. After I saw this I switched off the boob tube and told my folks about it outside. I had seen Pink Floyd live in 1994 and they looked different (older) in 2005. My dad said "What do you figure? Pink Floyd is as old as the Rolling Stones". Well, Pink Floyd DID form before I was born. Who will carry the torch? Richard Wright, R.I.P.

Rolling Out the Red Carpet 

While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the rectum seizes your snausage. With any luck the rectum will be pulled out. Now just walk backwards slowly while you "Roll out the red carpet."
I rolled out Sally's red carpet yesterday, and now she has poos sporatically.

roll in the hay 

British for Sexual Intercourse. In Great Britain this is how partners offer themselves to each other. In Texas we just call it "Having Sex"
In the movie "The Bank Job", the hot British girl would offer a roll in the hay to British men of authority in order to gain leverage and information. It was entirely for business and she really did not care about their performance.
roll in the hay by Texas Man June 28, 2010
V. The effects of taking ecstacy or MDMA. Term coined due to the rolling back of ones eyes into ones skull as a result of pure rapture.
Ex. Dude, I was rolling my ass off at the christmas rave.
rolling by Sarah Gee August 14, 2006

rolling the booger

when a woman's partner puts a middle finger in the vagina and thumb in the anus (or vice-a-versa). rubbing the 'wall' that separates the vagina and anus from the inside with the thumb and middle finger. just like when you pick your nose, roll the booger.. then inevitably flick it.

however there is no 'flicking' when 'rolling the booger' during sex/foreplay and what have you.
My hand got so tired last night while rolling the booger with Katrina.

rolling loud 

When you are partaking in the herbage exerpierence of rolling and the smell is quite strong.
rolling loud by Mdawgggggg March 29, 2019