Rectal suicide

When you knowingly eat overly spicy food knowing full well of the lava ass you will receive the next day.

I couldn’t help my self last night… I knew I was committing rectal suicide but that four horseman hot sauce blend is so good.

by Mungtongue February 6, 2022

Rectal wrinkle

A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected

“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”

“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”

by Adiii17 March 12, 2022

Rectal wrinkle

A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected

“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”

“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”

by Adiii17 March 12, 2022

Rectal Bleeding

My anus is bleeding harder then me cutting my finger when i see a furry in woodworking

The Doctor said i have Rectal Bleeding from that day

by PP head penis mouth the II March 15, 2022

Rechart

Puts other first. Deals with things no one will understand. Likes to make others laugh. Fast. Strong. Has a big cock.

Rechart dig bick.

by anonymous April 1, 2022

Recar

To get another car.

I crashed my car so i Recared.(plural of recar)

by mj'spronounshe/he May 4, 2022

recbarment

Being sent to military lumberjack prison where there is unlimited beards, sex, and brawny paper towels.

Dan was caught stealing birch at the wood lot and is enjoying his recbarment.

by Carney the Guy May 20, 2022