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Sales Pitch

What someone says to someone else in order to have intercourse with them or get their phone number for sexual reasons. Usually applies with a man speaking to a woman.
Bill: Hey, I got that girl's phone number.

Eric: Wow, you must have had one hell of a sales pitch because she's way hotter than you.

Bill: Yeah, I told her I played for the Yankees and created the Xbox 360.
by Pathetic White Guy February 10, 2013
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cabbage patch

A Magical place where babies come from.
A child once asked "Mommy can I have a little sister?" and the mother replied," Shhitt, you better take yo ass to the cabbage patch!"
by Gia Crews March 8, 2005
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pitch a mega-loaf

To take a crap of immense length or girth.
Damn after that chinese buffett I gotta pitch a mega-loaf!
by bogotabro June 18, 2006
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Nut-patch

The common name given to the territorial area of a squirrel, where he/she forages for nuts.
by tarrat March 5, 2011
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Savage Patch Kids

A term that is used around Glastonbury, Connecticut, there is even a facebook group for it. It is a growing group, currently at 675 members. Everyone at Glastonbury has heard or used this term before. Sour Patch Kids has become everyone's favorite candy. As you can see, Savage Patch Kids is a lifestyle. SPK for life!
"Savage Patch Kids are so savage!"
by roxstarmed April 24, 2012
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petch

many celebrities take drugs. some take petch
by Konoha March 12, 2009
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soul patch

found on guys primarily in the 90s, instantly turns anyone into a douche when coupled with crappy tattoos and bandanas worn in white trash fashion
He has a soul patch today? I've lost all respect for him.
by bananaramatelephone May 1, 2014
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