Auto-Pillock

Similar to Auto-Pilot, A noun for a person who seems to go around all day automatically being a pillock to someone.

John: Hey, you look fat today *Walks Off*
Jess: He just walks around all day doing that.
Tom: Yea thats because he's an Auto-Pillock

by RandyPancake November 10, 2010

helper pillow

While in the missionary position, placing a pillow underneath the hips of the one on the bottom. This raises the hips upward to create a more enjoyable and deeper penetration.

Honey, wait, this bed is too saggy. Let's get a helper pillow.

by soon 2. b. unemployed December 26, 2012

Hot pillow joint.

A hotel or motel which rents rooms by the hour, for prostitution.

Are you going to take her to a nice hotel? No, just to some hot pillow joint.

by bmulligan1 June 17, 2013

Fresh Pillows

When your sheets/pillow cases have been recently washed and are cleaner than ever

After a long cold day, Conner comes home to sleep and cuddle with his Fresh Pillows

by TheManOfTheMonth November 14, 2014

stunt pillow

Creating a "Stunt Pillow" is the act of laying a small layer of toilet paper down on the inside of a toilet bowl just prior to the act of defecation. This serves as a cushioning barrier between the users excrement and the bowl of the toilet that can be far more easily flushed. A well placed "Stunt Pillow" can significantly lower and in some cases even eliminate the need for use of a toilet scrubber following even moderate to heavy usage.

"Dude...if you're seriously going to eat that taco right now, you'd better remember to lay a stunt pillow later cuz I don't own a toilet scrubber."

by JimTheGrim March 12, 2015

Katy Pillow

is a nasty hoe,whose fat and ugly,has no friends, has an ego bigger than her ass and boobs combined, has no friends (x2), lives in "enormous" house, always plays the victim, doesnt care, thinks youre ugly, thinks youre fat,thinks youre acne is bad, has brace aka shark teeth, thinks you have a weird fetish with your friends younger brother #disgusting, is immature, and a better worker than you, is not a voman, thinks you cant drive, but she cant drive, lectures you bc she has no one to lecture her, accuses you of controlling the situation, wont leave your house and tell you to do YOUR chores, but doesnt do her own, a messy slob, attention whore, in love with every guy she looks at and breathes, needs respect, but doesnt give it to other people, thinks youre an idiot, thinks shes a good person and generally nice, cries when she gets mud on her even though she was told there was gonna be mud but she wears white shoes anyway, kicks people in the face, doesnt apologize bc its your fault, you deserved it, ALEX, MIKE, triggered over the littlest thing,loud,chasing people around like shes 5, empty threats, dont giver her "sass", very very childish, doent get over anything, retarted, asks you where you wanna go then agrees then complains that she doesnt wanna be there.

stop being be a Katy pillow.

by voman101 May 30, 2018

Fuck pillow

Someone that is constantly willing to have sex with anyone.

You’re everyone’s little fuck pillow.

by Fuckpillow69 July 2, 2019