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Please be advised

Essentially meaning: "I am an asshole." The beginning words from someone or something that is about to reject, worry or disappoint you.
Please be advised that our policy does not allow us to accept your complaint.
by Bill in AZ February 18, 2013
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por please

a plea for something to be done, quickly and effieciently. street equivalent to "pretty please with sugar on top"
nigga, get me them chips, por please.
by s-to-the-b August 12, 2006
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Nigerian Please

Nigerian Please is the same as saying nigga please. Used when a white person says something extremely corny, as a reminder of just how corny it sounds. Rarely used when someone is trying to be serious.
Person 1: "I'm Rick James, biatch!

Person 2: "Nigerian please... if you never say that again, we would all appriciate it. Now STFU."
by Isar May 15, 2006
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Bitch Please

origanally created and spoken by Christopher Crocker(complete homosexual, who wishes they were a girl). When a bitch is in your face you gently say bitch please. If the bitch does not leave then you take it to the next level by by saying ''for your own good bitch please.'' If the bitch still does not leave you yell BITCH PLEASE!
Shanaynay: I stole your man!

Laquisha: Ugh bitch please

Shanaynay: yeah

Laquisha: BITCH IMA SHANK YO NIGGA ASS! FOR YOUR OWN DAMN GOOD BITCH PLEASE!
by Dominque James Turner October 27, 2010
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Plebe

Mexican Slang Used mostly amongst Artists from the Corrido Genre. The Way Men Refer to a woman/girl. The way rappers refer to women as tricks, sluts, hoes, bitches.
Ya se ven iiegar Lass pLebees
Puuras mOrras atreviiDaz
nO les Gustaa tOmaar aguaa
bukanaas suu preFeriiDaa
ii en Loz mejOres Lugaress
laas veO gosandoo la viidaa
by El Emperador January 4, 2011
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Pleased by a Packer

...to be of the lesbian persuasion. "Pleased by a Packer" traditionally refers to a woman who can "pass" as a straight girl, but is a lesbian in disguise. She has the ability and physical lure necessary to score with men, but pulls a 'bait and switch' when she reveals she is actually a femme lesbian.
Oh, no. You don't want to go there, man. She's pleased by a packer.
by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010
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please touch my junk

When undergoing a search or a security check, one does not mind if body parts are touched in the process.
While going through security in the airport - a young man exclaims to the agent : "Please touch my junk!"
by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010
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