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pirate weed

type of marijuana that causes the eye to twitch
Russell, Antonio, and Richard smoked marijuana and their eyes began to twitch, they must have had pirate weed.
by Rizard August 24, 2011
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Pirate

This describes a guy who is into sports, loves to drink, and can consume copious amounts of liquor. He's not a particularly good dancer, and usually does not have a steady girlfriend but looks for the one night stands and random hookups with promiscuous women. These men are usually unshaven, have ear piercings and some times sport bandanas. When they speak they feel its neceessary to start a sentence with a profanity and end a sentence with a profanity. There is another offshoot of the modern day Pirate which goes by the name of the Meathead Pirate which can be spotted pumping heavy iron in some secluded dungeon , devouring mountains of food until there at the point of vomiting, taking tons of dietary supplements and sometimes a couple of cycles of anabolic steroids here and there for good measure which attributes to additional hostility and agression. Pirates in general live for the moment and there only goal in life is to soothe the inner beast inside of them whether it be with tons of liqour, random crazy usually unprotected sex with random women, or the occasional bar room brawl. Society labels this small cult of people as Crude, brutal, inhuman, ruthless, savage, vicious ,offensive, raw, attrocious, degenerate, depraved, immoral, sinful and sometimes even evil. But research shows that these so-called brutes are genetically predisposed to this lifestyle they are actually more animal than human in some cases they have a testosterone level 3 times that of a normal man which leads to three times the agression, appetite, sex drive, and capacity for alchohol then the normal man.
That crazy disgusting guy is a pirate!
by eji2010 May 14, 2007
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Wall Pirate

Facebook user who must comment on every wall post, regardless of whether or not the comment actually adds something to the conversation.
I wish Facebook had a way to block wall pirates from commenting at all!
by da_rockman September 29, 2009
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poohole pirate

Someone who likes to give it up the arse. A homosexual.
A: Tom Hanks is so damn hot!
B: Shut up you poohole pirate
by Semti August 7, 2006
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Dark Pirate

A sub-genre of emo. Most Dark Pirates are nocturnal, only coming out at night to write bad poetry and listen to Atreyu. All Dark Pirates, if on Myspace, are required to list their Dark Pirate position in their display name, ex. "Dark Pirate Mistress" or "Dark Pirate Gunner". Although they are often referred to as "emo", most Emo kids want nothing to do with the Dark Pirates.
I saw the Dark Pirates at about 2 AM Air-drumming to Hawthorne Heights.
by Collin Jones October 7, 2006
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pirate gold

the art of performing anal sex until one gets a lump of excrement on there penis
by running out of names here February 8, 2007
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pirate's pussy

slang term used to describe the facial hair style of beard called a goatee.

In years past there was no women on pirate ships. The old pirates encouraged the younger deck hands to grow goatees.

When the older pirates received oral sex from the men with goatees the beard hair reminded them of a woman's pubic hair.
Tristan couldn't wait to fuck Stephan's pirate's pussy, since the extra facial hair made him feel less gay.
by Dick Paradise May 23, 2012
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