Cock Pirate

A woman of low moral character who tries to have sex with a man already in a committed relationship. Commonly referred to as a “homewrecker” but may differ from a homewrecker by using sex acts as leverage to gain preferential treatment and or gifts.
Cock pirates are actually hookers in training. They just haven’t developed the balls to ask for the money up front yet.

Jessica Slept with her married boss to get a better job at work. She’s such a cock pirate!

by CaptainCapricorn August 8, 2020

Swedish Pirate

The sexual act of pulling out right before you finish, breaking your partner's leg and then shitting in his/her eye.

Guy: Hey babe, you have fun last night?
Girl: Yeah, until you gave me that God damn Swedish Pirate.

Guy: Let's hook up again tomorrow night.
Girl: No!
Guy: Why?
Girl:....Well ok. I'll bring lube.

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

pirate's pussy

slang term used to describe the facial hair style of beard called a goatee.

In years past there was no women on pirate ships. The old pirates encouraged the younger deck hands to grow goatees.

When the older pirates received oral sex from the men with goatees the beard hair reminded them of a woman's pubic hair.

Tristan couldn't wait to fuck Stephan's pirate's pussy, since the extra facial hair made him feel less gay.

by Dick Paradise May 23, 2012

Road Pirate

(n.) A person that is employed by the corporate State as a Policy Enforcer (Polic-e) to steal money from you as you travel the public roads. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, bushes and in concealed parking lots. Many times they will speed past you recklessly looking at their cell phones. They are armed and their automobiles are equipped with sirens and lights to make it easier to force you off the road in places to impede other travelers. Favorite saying is "STOP RESISTING!!!"

The Road Pirate forced me off the road and claimed I owed his company 500 dollars.

by State Citizen Trust June 22, 2023

Wall Pirate

Facebook user who must comment on every wall post, regardless of whether or not the comment actually adds something to the conversation.

I wish Facebook had a way to block wall pirates from commenting at all!

by da_rockman September 29, 2009

poohole pirate

Someone who likes to give it up the arse. A homosexual.

A: Tom Hanks is so damn hot!
B: Shut up you poohole pirate

by Semti August 7, 2006

Dark Pirate

A sub-genre of emo. Most Dark Pirates are nocturnal, only coming out at night to write bad poetry and listen to Atreyu. All Dark Pirates, if on Myspace, are required to list their Dark Pirate position in their display name, ex. "Dark Pirate Mistress" or "Dark Pirate Gunner". Although they are often referred to as "emo", most Emo kids want nothing to do with the Dark Pirates.

I saw the Dark Pirates at about 2 AM Air-drumming to Hawthorne Heights.

by Collin Jones October 7, 2006