fudge pickle

Your wang after bare-backing. Needed to properly execute a brown necktie or Dirty Sanchez.

"After I pulled out I had a fudge pickle so I gave her a brown necktie."

by Telesonic June 13, 2005

Jar of pickles

A precarious predicament or generally any situation where the best option is hard to find/ not at all enjoyable.

The present war the United States is engaged in in Iraq is a jar of pickles.

by pickles taste good April 2, 2009

Butt Pickle

A game usually enjoyed by extremely perverted college kids, in which a lubricated pickle is inserted into the player's butt-hole and they are told to race down a football field without dropping the pickle. If the slippery pickle happens to fall out of the player's butt-hole, the player has to take a bite of it as punishment for dropping the pickle.

Guy 1: Hey man! you up for a game of butt pickle?

Guy 2: Naw bro... i hate pickles, it's all about ass-cucumber.
Guy 1: Go Screw a Pineapple!!!
Guy 2: Already did ...it was delicious.

by NorCalRebel April 8, 2015

pickle rick

a way to accentuate a certain aspect of urself.

i am very pickle rick.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

chubby pickle

A fat cock. One with way more girth than length.

Thom dropped his pants and it wasn't that long, but a helluva chubby pickle.

by Lifeykins September 22, 2008

paint the pickle

For a male to have a female or another male lick his penis up and down as if he or she were painting something really long with their tongue.

Tom asked Fred to paint the pickle last night in bed.

by sunshineyy June 30, 2008

pickle nasty

pickle residue lingering on a plate that inevitably infiltrates any food it comes near

Why do my fries taste like pickles??? Pickle nasty.

by mjrox January 31, 2008