Penis

A stick that go in your vagina;))

My penis is going in your vagina tonight

by Peepeetoucher August 2, 2019

Penis

the thing that gets hard when your giving a presentation in front of class. also the thing you beat other then your wife.

hey did you beat your wife Kyle

no i beat my penis more then my wife Chad

by PS4 queen August 29, 2019

Penis

A worm for females to blow on.

Kimberly gives Frank a penis job.

by Footlover520 October 7, 2017

Penis

The thing in your pants that gets stiff when you think about sex, or watch porn

My penis is large.

by LimpBizkit April 1, 2017

Penis

What will one day be useless when lesbians rule the world

Gary had a hairy 'penis' and it was erectile

by I just sat on a pinapple June 23, 2016

Penis

An empowered basic attack that requires adequate preparation of foreplay and consumes the inner fuels of a male organism. When unleashing this attack, the recipient may experience unwanted sexual desires and sexual feelings. However, there may be cases where the feeling experienced is genuine and appreciated by the recipient and thus the empowered basic attack has achieved it's purpose.

Example 1

Guy: How did the penis feel?
XXX: It felt great, I didn't know I wanted these feelings.... *smooch*

Example 2

Winsle: I'm never going to show my penis to anyone....
XXX: Sometimes you just need to relax a bit and let them know you have a penis.

Example 3

Dhimitri: Has anyone seen my bread? I'll let them taste my penis when its ready!
XXX: I'll show you my buns if that that suffices your needs?

by B8W September 7, 2016

Penis

Something derrick doesn't have

many of his friends make fun of him for having no penis

by Lake rivers December 30, 2016