An overdeveloped and fatigued thumb caused by the left to right waggle of ones thumb whilst using the dating app tinder in search of clunge. Warning, could lead to arthritis in later life.
Dave: "I totally gave myself tinder finger searching for local snatch last night"
John: "Dude your finger banging days are done"
John: "Dude your finger banging days are done"
by SnatchGod November 13, 2013
Put your index finger sideways under someones nose and say "mustache finger?" if you succeed and get them you will win bro points... if they somehow avoid your attempt they get bro points.
by Slang Master Zen November 18, 2014
The act of fingering a girl that's not from the forest of Dean Gloucestershire by someone that is from the forest of Dean Gloucestershire.
"went to london for the weekend and hooked up with this girl" mate says "did you give her the forest finger?"
by Dayneya October 09, 2011
When a women spreads herself, and digs one or more of her fingers deep into herself. Can be either a pussy finger dig, or ass finger dig.
I knew she was ready for sex, because she spread her pussy and began to finger dig herself until she was juicy.
by whtronin June 03, 2015
A condition (also known as justinitus),diagnosed by fingers which are largest at the base, or first knuckle, and gradually become smaller in diameter throughout thier length. The end of the finger, including the fingernail, will taper to an unnaturally sharp point, thus making the fingers take on an a shape that would ressemble carrots.
A hand which has had fingers replaced with healthy, well formed carrots would look indentical to a victim of jusinitus or Carrot Fingers.
by van Ryswyk theorum December 29, 2011
A sexual act where holding a cob of corn is simulated by inserting between one and three fingers into the mouth, and either the vagina or anus.
by Beryl January 02, 2017
When you have low budget toilet paper and your finger or thumb breaks through on the wipe and you get a nice smear of shit on your finger.
My wife bought the low budget toilet paper again and I went in for the wipe and broke right through giving me a nice case of shit finger.
by Cosmo88 November 08, 2015