Nose Job

When a man or woman rubs their nose into a woman's clitoris while performing oral pleasure to the woman's vagina.

Invented some where in South East London.

My girlfriend was so turned on from the nose job I gave her last night

by PW&IL December 31, 2010

Skyrim job

giving someone a rim job
..While taking an arrow to the knee

GUARD: "I used to be a young skyrim jobber like you, then i took an arrow to the knee"

by Daikatana8 December 26, 2011

Dip Job

Getting a blowjob from a girl that has a wad of tobacco, aka "dip," in her mouth. Thus receiving oral pleasure and a nicotine buzz simultaneously.

Getting a dip job from that Gypsy is the best way to quit smoking. My junk is buzzin.

by D Peterskin August 8, 2009

Valve Job

After blowing your load, the girl spreads your penis hole open and sticks her tongue in to get the rest out.

Hey John, your mom gave me a valve job last night and it was awesome.

by HBOY March 22, 2010

moob job

When overweight men undergo breast reduction surgery.

A recent conference on plastic surgery trends revealed a 44% rise in moob jobs between 2007 and 2008 making it the fifth most popular plastic surgery for men in england.

by schmuckaneers September 19, 2009

skeet job

noun
1 an unfortunate situation, occurrence, or event that does not go as planned
2 a descriptor for a cheap and disastrous event that can be laughed at

"Sorry, the ice cream machine is broken tonight."
"What a fucking skeet job!"

"My entire night was a giant skeet job; we got caught saran wrapping that bitch's car and had to hide from the cops in the bushes."

by JELMS January 19, 2010

Schnitzel job

when your bitch places a piece of schnitzel on your sack and takes a bite out of both.

Kim Kardashian, "i enjoyed giving you a schnitzel job last night. I hope that Klhoe doesn't find out."

Lamar, "Me to. My balls are still hurting a little though."

by schnitzel man December 24, 2010