Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.

'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'

by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 06, 2023

empty yard

when your house is empty and the galdem come link up

kyle: i got an empty yard beb come over
kayla: i'll come if u got the weed

by flipperflapper69 September 29, 2018

Thousand Yard Stare

To stare blankly while in deep thought, usually after a traumatic event.

When I reminded my friend of the car crash, his face had a thousand yard stare.

by PausedDuck November 20, 2023

Johnstown Yard Walk

Peer to peer dispute resolution.

We can take this on a Johnstown Yard Walk if that's what's needed, Bruh.

by #fullsend May 05, 2021

grandpa in the yard

a term used to describe a showing of a woman's vagaga.

"if I drink anymore I'll be showing everyone here grandpa in the yard"

by thelod June 25, 2008

yard fixer

A person who owes another points (favor) and fixes (tidies) a yard.

We have some important people coming over. Will you guys be yard fixers?

by silverseal September 17, 2011

Water the face yard

To wet someone’s beard with …. Lady juice.

Alright ladies, who wants to water the face yard?!

by SunshineJunkie February 02, 2025