Rule Number 1

NEVER love a hoe

Me: Bro I think I'm catching feelings for her
Friend: Homie remember Rule Number 1

by cjbaker77 September 25, 2017

Diva Number One

A person making sure their opinion is heard when no one cares.

In context, the phrase "Diva Number One" must be said in a sassy tone, calling out the diva in question.

If a person is being "Diva Number One," it is your RIGHT to put them in their place.

Mukund: I have to go to the store and buy Puffs Plus with Lotion.

Everyone (in unison): Diva Number One!!!!!

by lilrachel333 April 18, 2011

number four year

The first ever Urban Dictionary Word of the Day (December 30, 2004).

Number four years are pretty interesting...You should check them out sometime...

by mehhe meh September 8, 2012

chanel number 2

When woman sprays perfume after taking a dump in a bathroom. The room ends up smelling like both.

"The bathroom smells like chanel number 2"

by jcoops July 14, 2023

your days are numbered

a.k.a. "I'm gonna fuck you up".
forewarning of an impending beating, killing etc. that cannot take place at the present time due to one or more factors that may include the presence of one or more law enforcement officers, inapropriate number of witnesses, or a lack of appropriate gear/weapons etc.

You steal my bitch and burn my house. Your days are numbered, asshole.

by Bogan Bob May 21, 2004

go number two

To poop.
Mostly used by kids.

- Mom, I gotta go number two.

by SanchoFromRancho September 14, 2013

Video Game Numbers

Any ridiculous number or statistic commonly associated with sports and the crazy statistics you can put up in a video game.

Sportscenter: "Tom Brady put up video game numbers by throwing for 5 touchdowns last night.

Or In the Work Place

Boss: "Did you see how well Jim is doing in sales."
Employee: "Ya he is putting up video game numbers."

by The King Of Board Play December 9, 2010