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Woke

Financial institutions just want our money!”
Don’t listen to him. He’s woke.”
by Friez_ January 29, 2024
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Woke Right

A term that liberals who became slightly anti-left 5 minutes ago invented so they can criticize conservatives for actually being conservative, instead of adhering to their approved script of blank slate egalitarianism.
"Joe doesn't want America invaded by infinity immigrants who will never assimilate and learn how to speak English. I guess he's part of the Woke Right now!"
by Dr. Phil Mike Hunt May 15, 2025
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wokely

someone who is too woke, unemployed, vegetarian, and is probably gay.
riley: just got my covid booster! wanna go out for brunch?
cody: wow. such a wokely.
by hawktuahtonight? October 25, 2025
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Woke

Woke means lemming mentality, unquestioning and unthinking support of the "current thing" (usually a whole panoply of current things), support of "political correctness", extreme bias and suppression of any difference in opinion.

Woke culture followers call themselves liberals, misdefining (as they always tend to do) yet another term, as there is nothing liberal about them. The hallmark of a liberal is tolerance of others' views. All they have is a rabid hatred and extremism towards different views.
There is definitely a woke bias in modern press.
by Deritami March 13, 2023
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Wokeness

Demonic deception used to trick low IQ people into following godless morals and values.
That pawn for the devil is pushing their low iq wokeness logic.
by Klorasaurox June 22, 2025
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Woke Dad

The father of a daughter (or daughters) who tries to be a progressive feminist ally but often misses the mark and is sexist by accident.
Jack: I'm not like other dads, I'm a woke dad.
George: How's that?
Jack: I tell my daughters to wear whatever they want on their instas, even if it looks slutty. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
by Doll.Face September 19, 2021
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Woke

MY issue with it is that they clearly FRAME leftist talking points as self-evidently good or inarguably correct and right-wing talking points as antagonistic. The left has presuppositions like "gender is divorced from sex and is on a spectrum" that are reinforced by Hollywood in the same way that the catholic presuppositions are reinforced. Which is a good point. Take Supergirl season 4 (I think) the villain is charlie kirk. It's a framing thing. I mean... You know you'd call it "whitewashing" if it was African folklore but instead it's danish folklore and was done intentionally to hoist white people by their own petard AND they explicitly stated that it was being done for that reason. But... Yeah, that's a good point about the production ebd of things. I hadn't considered that.
Hym "You better not be talking about ME being abusive. The cripple was a shit talking bitch who I was forced to coddle in spite of the fact that they were bring him whores to fuck and put me in a situation where I was forced to either affirm her decision to fuck a retard instead or me or allow them to exploit me in exchange for letting me get away with LESS egregious rule breaking or follow all of the rules while that whore fucks a cripple. You needed to suck the cripples dick to get him to follow any rules. And The boys tried to frame it as me abusing tyrone for no reason but tyrone is a shit talking retarded bitch who likes to think he's proving a point but is too stupid to realize that it isn't the actual WORDS he's using but the ACT of using the words to deride me or the ACT of accusing me of being something I'm not. But.... If I accept meatball's definition of woke, it explains Jordan's pissant attitude. You see how he wanted to covertly excise people from society using his personality test as minority report style future crime? He thought I was Brandon Schiff (And that's why people spammed UD with fuck you brandon posts). Did the students you kicked out KNOW why they were kicked out? Did they know they were taken out before they did anything wrong because they failed your personality test? You see me call that shit years before he was willing to admit it on camera? Ha! Oh and did you see the 'violent' footage of the 'violent' insurrection?"
by Hym Iam March 9, 2023
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