- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails
- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
by Brammo September 24, 2006
Get the About as much use as a surfboard with handlebarsmug. 
Get the About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear wordmug. The lyrics to a song that's on The Breakfast Club or something. If you're searching this you are extremely bored and you have nothing better to do.
by Why do you care about my name? May 26, 2018
Get the don't you forget about memug. by KarateJoe9000 March 30, 2021
Get the Stop Posting about among usmug. This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.
I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?
I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.
I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.
by ozzyp January 25, 2017
Get the I'm either about to toot or shootmug. by uwuowouwu69 August 22, 2021
Get the The cat with no hat knows nothing about thatmug. Pidgin English for "I have a tummyache". If you want to say "I have a big tummyache", you can say "belli bilong mi plenti walk about".
by pentozali August 25, 2012
Get the belli bilong mi walk aboutmug.