a swaylay nonce is a racist adjective used in northen parts of london as slang for that triangle nonce bin shaped whore
person one:omds that person is such a swaylay nonce its unreal
person two: no way did you say that in public thats racist
person two: no way did you say that in public thats racist
by ardarr lollar ardarr lollar February 17, 2020
Get the swaylay noncemug. A seaming nonce is a right fat fucker, don’t trust them, they’ll steal all ur canteen money with one waffled
by Brendon.is.queen December 10, 2021
Get the seaming noncemug. Jarret: Dude, I see Neil has liked your comment on Nigel's poll.
James: He's killed my laugh streak. What a like-nonce!!
James: He's killed my laugh streak. What a like-nonce!!
by salder20 May 30, 2022
Get the Like-Noncemug. 
Darryl: "Ew...attracted to kids age 6 to 10? I can't believe she's a fucking nonce."
Sam: "A nonce is a person who has been convicted of a sex offence. You do realize there is a difference between finding someone attractive and sexually molesting them, yeah?"
Darryl: "Whatever, nonce sympathizer."
Sam: "All I did was state the facts...."
Sam: "A nonce is a person who has been convicted of a sex offence. You do realize there is a difference between finding someone attractive and sexually molesting them, yeah?"
Darryl: "Whatever, nonce sympathizer."
Sam: "All I did was state the facts...."
by Nariety January 27, 2021
Get the Noncemug.