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dirty maddison

A dirty Maddison is a girl who has a poo fetish and love to eat taco.Loves to sunflower and take body shots and is very freaky in and out the bed
by Keeksbdhhe February 29, 2020
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Maddie Cathy

A cat-like creature who is ofter seen canoodling with her boyfriend. She is a Class A sluttastic girl. A maddie generally complains about her coaches and quits almost everything she trys. Maddie is a good friend who usually hates one specific girl on her team. She has a wild sense of humor and has very thick luscious cat like hair. She is a very weird girl and can hold straight faces well. She is also a good listener.
She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Maddie Cathy. We were best friends in eighth grade. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in ninth grade, I joined the cheer team, and it was totally fun but then we got new coaches, and Maddie was like, weirdly jealous of my relationship with the team. Like, if I would blow her off to go to a team bonding, she'd be like, "Why didn't you snap chat me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-cheer team party, I was like, "Maddie, I can't invite you, because I think your an unpopular, loser." I mean I couldn't have an unpopular, loser at my party. There were gonna be cheerleaders there and she didn't have a cheer uniform . I mean, right? She was not a CHEERLEADER. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the eleventh grade, all of her hair was thinner and she was really slutty, and now I guess she's on the cheer team and has a boyfriend.
by Bitchwillneverknow November 17, 2012
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muddin

Having sex in the alternate oraface also known as: Da Butt!
When the river runs red(menstration), go muddin'(do it in the butt)
by Shugg April 28, 2005
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muddin

When you take someone, hang them from the ceiling (chandelier or something) and shoot bubbling champagne up their ass. The person will then involuntarily spray feces everywhere due to the pressure build up. Once they are shooting their person pudding, give 'em a spin and go muddin.
I got some poo in my eye last night when I did some muddin with my friends.
by The Sos January 19, 2005
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mudd pony

When hot blonde chick likes getting it up the ass doggy style from hung black dudes.
Damn doh, that bitch is one freaky mud pony.
by Mark Harmon - ha ha Gus October 25, 2003
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Muddie

(V):The engagement of anal intercourse in a ridiculously large pile of money. Used to exhibit ones sexual and financial greatness.
"I just cashed in my paycheck"
"We should go out to dinner!"
"No, you should get on all fours so I can muddie you."
by Johnny Macaroni April 29, 2005
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maddi cumsey

a blonde that holds the record for the most sexual partners by the age of 14. (some examples are tits mcgee, pizza face, dr. phil, and 49 other people)
the maddi cumsey got fucked up the ass by a 22 year old pizza guy.

the maddi cumsey lost her virginity at the age of 9
by tom the myspace fag October 21, 2008
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