resting marry me face

When your face looks like it just needs to be married.

Did you see Danielle today? That girl has resting marry me face, id take that forever!

by Ghetto hyms November 21, 2024

A merry mojzis

During Christmas, you find yourself under a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the other gender. You ejaculate on the same sex partner, and rub your dick on a pinecone.

Dude its Christmas eve, but I can't wait to have a merry Mojzis tomorrow

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

Barstool Merry-go-round

Where 4 strait "gay curious" men sit upon a upsidown barstool, when fully penatrating they get spun round and round.

Levi, John, Leslie, and Tom performed the Barstool Merry-go-round in the churches bathroom as a experiment

by Ax_manhandaler October 28, 2025

Chuck Fuck Marry

Another name for Fuck Chuck Marry.

Dude, let's play chuck fuck marry.

So who would you out of Fatty Goggles, Esther and That Clown footed girl?

Oh dude, that's just wrong!

by thatguy248 December 10, 2011

thTS MA ERYR MERRY CHRITMST

The one you are talking to gives great head.

Bob: thTS MA ERYR MERRY CHRITMST
Mary: My place, 5?

by Demelor December 29, 2011

Billy Harmonica and his Merry Band

A cutting edge band, beloved in Palm Beach Society, often performing for the viscount and protoss of plutarch.

Billy Harmonica and his Merry Band wowed Natasha and Tabasco, while General Kazoo frowned.

by chaseoff May 22, 2014

Georgia Mae Morrell

An amazing, warm hearted, small handed, beautiful eyed woman that can make any guy smile. Shes sublime in bed and is loved vry much by her boyfriend.

OMG look at that amazing girl over there...
She must be a Georgia Mae Morrell
Simply because i can see her beautiful eyes from here.

by Big Dick Davas March 19, 2015