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morning-skinny

That magical time after a morning dump and before you eat anything.
Make sure you put a full length mirror near your bathroom so you can take full advantage of your morning-skinny
by le Dilley April 6, 2011
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morbid

your moms face is more morbid then the anna nicole show!
by ryan September 16, 2003
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morning glory

When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"
I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.
by Scott Coleman April 3, 2008
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morning wood

When a person (preferably a man) wakes up in the morning in an upside-down "T" position. Characterized by the largest, possibly most embarrasing erection ever to be witnessed. Also called "morning glory" and "pitching a tent." Ways of getting rid of morning wood include: counting to 100, visualizing your grandmother in a string bikini, and challenging youreslf to a friendly game of horseshoes (ringtoss if no horseshoes are readily available).
MOM: "Billy, wake up! Time to go to school."
BILLY: "God, mom, How many times have I told you to knock?!?"
MOM: "Goodness Billy, why did you pitch a tent inside your bed?"
BILLY: "I didn't mom. It's my morning wood. Now get out!!!"
by Don Andino July 16, 2008
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morning wake-up call

A morning wake-up call is when a man stands over a sleeping woman while masturbating. Right before he comes, he yells at the girl to wake up so she wakes up to a face full of semen.
"I did a morning wake-up call on my sister yesterday. She wasn't too fond of it."
by Emmzee March 22, 2008
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Morbid

The first metal band that Per Yngve Ohlin (aka "Dead") was in before joining Mayhem.
Morbid fucking rule, and December Moon is one of the best black metal demos out there. Too bad Dead committed suicide.
by not found [Error 404] May 15, 2010
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Kettle Moraine High School

Actually, it's a pretty damn good school. The only people who don't think so are the people who have never been to a school that actually sucks.

The worst part is that there are people who graduate, go to college, have a whole different life and STILL bitch about the rivalry between KM and Arrowhead. Arrowhead > KM at football, this will never change. Just... get over it.

Some of our hallways are mysteriously splattered with paint and most of the boys are cocky. There are only 40 fat girls out of 1500 students, NO LIE NO LIE.
... so if you're fat you'll feel bad when you come here and maybe develop an eating disorder.

I like my teachers. (:
... and our cheerleaders are cute and good at what they do.
Kettle Moraine High Schools are also known as the Lasers. Lasers are lasery. You can't touch a laser. Zoom zoom zoom!
by I'M A PERSON WHO GOES THERE~~~ November 1, 2009
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