begginning of the month

Refers to the point in time (usually a day or two after "the third") when moochers start whimperingly canvassing the neighborhood looking for handouts after they've blown their entire SSI checks on cigarettes, scratch-off tickets, and other costly/harmful/wasteful non-essentials.

I usually head off to the lake for a few days during the begginning of the month so that I won't be around for the local riff-raff to come bawling and blubbering to about how miserable and destitute they are.

by QuacksO May 26, 2019

grinding month

In the month of June a girl you ask has to grind on your d**k for 10 seconds

Define: grinding month Go to a girl and ask her to grind on you then show her this definition

#grinding

by Pimpslayer101 October 3, 2019

no bra month

free the nipples gurl

in november don’t wear bras

let’s make this a movement

@katiemou

Chris: Why Abby doesn’t wear a bra?
Joe: Because it’s no bra month, duh.

by venus13 October 4, 2019

choke a bitch month

The entire month of December every guy/girl has a free pass to choke anyone they want

Steve: You bro watch out it's Choke A Bitch Month
Kyle: Aw shit Steve, time to find Ruby

by demontoastybois October 4, 2019

blur months

The months ending in "-ber" (September, October, November, December) that blur together together because time goes so fast at the end of the year.

Ah shit! I'm not ready, the blur months are here. It's gonna be next year already!

by Elly Belly September 30, 2017

the 28th day of the month

Period

Man, she's on the 28th day of the month

by Ayo&tayo October 23, 2017

first month free

A female Dino eats a orange political figure 34 times exactally and then performs a satanic ritual.

First month free is coll

by Jeb bush enrich killduff x joe December 8, 2017