salty mommy 

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

salty mommy by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Fire Mommy 

A certified 20, the type of lady you want to wife up, but she is out of your league, though if you get your chance don't mess it up.

Going down UCLA's bruinwalk I see Fire Mommy's left and right.

Fire Mommy by Yaqui Pops February 2, 2016

angel mommy 

when you miscarry your child you're still a mom to the fallen child

aw she lost her baby? well she'll always be an angel mommy to it.

angel mommy by maryannmaria February 8, 2018

ur mommy normie 

The ultimate and worst insult. Even worse than "ur brother a mother". This insult can hurt your opponent's feelings forever, even if a full minute has passed since it was said.

"Women are the superior gender."
"Do you have any evidence to back up your claim? I mean, Marie Curie was great and all, but..."
"Shut up, sexist pig! You men are all the same! Hillary Clinton should've won the elections! Women must be treated equally!"
"Ur mommy normie."

ur mommy normie by LilPizza March 24, 2018

Ur Mommy XY Chrommy 

The most ultimate insult. Can create a whole another universe with another one in it.

Person 1 : Ahhh... I hate you so much! No, no, d-don't let it come, n-NO!!!
Person 1 : ur mommy XY chrommy
Person 2 : *Re-creates the universe 100 times*

Ur Mommy XY Chrommy by Homie Box April 26, 2018

Granola Mommy 

A gal pal that just embodies the spirit of a true mom. Very precise, organized, and takes great effort in eating wholesome foods. Wise beyond her years, hip n cool, spunky as heck. She does pilates and yoga, doesn't take any bs but give her some mojitos and her infectious laughter will transport you to another dimension. I guess, similar to "crunchy mommy" but granola just sounds less intimidating.

Ouu girl did you see insert name she's such a granola mommy!!!

Granola Mommy by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 October 6, 2018

Raunchy Mommy 

Your friends mom who is like mid 40s but could still get it and seems like she definitely wants it. Her husband is either divorced or always on a 'business trip', so you're the one she's been waiting for. (; Don't be shy Johnny, go upstairs and get that raunchy mommy.

The raunchy mommy came downstairs to give the teenage boys some snacks only to bend down and expose her large breasts and still fit body.

Raunchy Mommy by OHYESYESBABY October 9, 2018