MOAK an acronym used for the Mother of all Karens. A MOAK is an OG Karen and has been Karening since before Jimmy Carter was growing peanuts. MOAKS gleam with the blinding light of white privilege and are easily identifiable by their most common possession, a dead eyed husband sporting a T-shirt tucked into some cargo shorts, white New Balance, and a look of total defeat.
Today at work this raging MOAK called 911 on the waitress because water got Spilled on her husband’s MAGA hat.
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