missed cut

somebody who really screwed up, based on a professional golfer who gets cut from the field after 36 holes

Joe just wrecked his car for the 3rd time this year. He's a missed cut.

by euphemismo August 19, 2006

Missed Kissed

When you are kissing a woman's boobs instead of her lips

Guy 1 - "What did you do to her"
Guy 2 - " I missed Kissed her!!"

by Yognaught_001 October 12, 2019

Miss Sherman

1: A Pile of Shit/Garbage that has the ability to move.
2: A whore who beats innocent school children for the hell of it
3: Someone who has 99% less brainpower than that of a fucking fetus

"Damn, you are a Miss Sherman." "Aight, that Miss Sherman bouta beat your ass till you can't fuckin sit down to shit." "Bro, no fuckin way you made this grade you are a Miss Sherman like bro, you can't even walk without looking like you have aids and down syndrome."

by Ms. Sherman December 12, 2018

Miss me

What ur gunna do cause I'm gone.

I'm over ur ass an ur gona miss me

by IS WHATIT IS April 12, 2020

miss fuckeroni

The fugly ass old ass teacher that makes you wanna bleach your eyes out. She hasnt been fucked in years, her pussy is shrivelled up like a raisin!

Hey mate did you see how fugly miss fuckeroni) was looking today, i need to bleach my eyes out.

by Afucktard August 19, 2019

miss Lam

Normally used to measure walls

the best teacher in ofs
her favourite student is Bettina Vicentini

we use 15 miss lam s to measure a wall

by BNKGUHKILUOVLKUGNVLJHNGECJLQKN February 25, 2021

Miss Batton

A complete and utter overweight dwerp who can't find clothes to fit her and will never find anything that she's good at.

Why are you wearing that shirt? You look as fat as Miss Batton...

You're almost as thick as Miss Batton.

You put on 5 stone? You must have the same diet as Miss Batton...

by Bowes232 November 6, 2012