mentally incontinent

A person who always says out loud any thought that comes into his/her head, usually with hilarious or mortifying results.

Friend: "We were talking about Donna's new husband Dave, and Anita blurted out that she used to sleep with him!"

Me: "Oh my god! That girl is mentally incontinent!"

by Hexfet November 23, 2009

Mentally Annoying

A person who is a few cards short of a full deck to the point of being very annoying.

Is your Dad mentally retarded?
No, he is just mentally annoying.

by DictatorTuna August 21, 2011

mental vomit

A term to describe how you felt when you saw something that you hated, but had to put up with and/or couldn't mention, usu. because it belongs to a friend.
Used in bitching, can be abbreviated as in (b), for text/shorthand speech.
Note- not for when soemthing ACTUALLY makes you feel sick.

' Linda's handbag mad me mentally vomit, but she was wearing it all day.'

(b)Linda's bag-mental vomit!

by 118robotrobot November 24, 2007

Minority Mentality

When you form your judgement based on the minority of instances.

That guy has no idea, he suffers from minority mentality.

by Lenny Pepperidge March 4, 2014

mental midget

Your average dumbass who still uses "faggotry" and "autism" to describe things they hate. Clearly stuck in the past and narrow-minded to new ideas and concepts, even to old ones that work.

Nikolai shows his mental midget behavior as he shows off his obsession with Pokemon, giving shit to some teenager for making their own fan made designs. Clearly having a shit fit over this.

by The Painful Reality May 25, 2020

mental herpes

Contracting herpes on the cerebral cortex which then leads you to have a dirty mind.

I'm getting Married to an Afhgan peasant with lilly feet and a servere case of mental herpes.

by Afghan Woman May 17, 2007

hood-mentality

like using the "Force". used when cop is pulls u over hammered and u handle it. also keeping a straight face while being searched or driving hammered and not vearing out of lanes. Basically handling the situation.

i drank a half pint of vodka, went to re-up, got pulled over and didnt get a DUI...thus hood-mentality...
Sobering up when it is crucial

by DocJulz November 10, 2007