masturbation

a normal way of relieving horniness. it actually is healthy and its better than going aroung getting pregnant lyk a hoe.

masturbation is normal. only prudes are agianst it. just dont do it in public.....

by jennylovesean April 26, 2006

masturbation

a simple form of "stress-release"

Jake: "Dude, there is too much homework here man; too much stress for me."
Dude: "Try masturbation, it's stress release"
Jake: "Yeah, thats right. Hey man, I'm going to need pictures of your sister then."
Dude: "Oh yeah sure."

by indigotenta November 9, 2007

Masturbatorium

An establishment which facilitates and promotes self-pleasure without judgement or fear of reprisal.

Paul, we didn't see you last night at the bar. 
Paul: no, I cut out the middleman and went straight to the masturbatorium.

by Usher of the Black Rod October 20, 2012

masturbation

Manual stimulation of one's own genitals for pleasure, usually but not always to the point of orgasm. While views on the subject differ greatly among various groups, it is generally viewed as an activity whose primary purpose and effect is self-gratification; hence the term (or its synonyms, particularly 'wanking') is commonly used as a pejorative metaphor for other activities that are viewed by the speaker as accomplishing nothing besides self-gratification, such as self-aggrandizing internet trolling or focusing one's study on certain poorly defined subjects or doctrines, particularly in the Humanities.

"Post-modernism is intellectual masturbation, plain and simple!"
"Wanking: Making self-congratulary comments intended only to give an impression of your importance or intelligence." (Pharyngula dungeon page)

by Azkyroth January 10, 2008

Madturbate

The frustrated act of masturbating after a spousal argument to simply get back at your significant other.

I had a fight with Raelene the other night so after she left I climbed into bed and just madturbated all night.

by madturbating matthew December 7, 2012

Masturbatable

To be able to masturbate to

She’s well masturbatable

by Annros September 22, 2018

[appalachian masturbation]

the act of self pleasuring in order to keep appendages such a finger or penis warm. it also raises the overall body's core temperature.

I was freezing to death, so i had to perform some appalachian masturbation to save my life.

by Barefoot Beehotch January 24, 2009