mash

The act of getting absolutely innebriated, also known as binge drinking.

"what are you doing tonight?"
"Oh not much, buncha people gettin together to mash at my place, you comin?"

"why the hell did you get home so late, and why do you stink of beer?"
"I'm sorry, me and the gang were out mashing a couple 24's"

by StarkSuaveSilverFox March 25, 2009

Mashing Taters

The male to male scissor

I walked in on 2 guys mashing taters.

by Thomas Oslanski March 28, 2024

su-mashed

super smashed, drunk beyond all healthy limits

Did you see Chenier on the golf course yesterday? SU-MASHED!

by Righto26 July 27, 2010

Mash-Potatoing

Its the act of stuffing a condom into the lips of a vagina but not really entering.

Joe: Hey, did you actually have sex?
David: No, I was just mash-potatoing her.

by Konoyaro Bakayaro December 7, 2015

Mashed Potatoes

To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.

"Did you hear that Jane ate her boyfriend's Mashed Potatoes?" "Yeah, I heard it was delicious"

by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025

Mash

to collaborate... to get together!
Mashed - To party together!

Lets Mash this Saturday!

by TOM FRAUD August 2, 2016

Manhattan Mashed Potato

When a man sticks his dick into a hot potato and then two 500 pound women wearing military boots stomp on the potato.

My dick was DESTROYED last night because of that Manhattan Mashed Potato.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020