lindsay lohan1

high grade of cocaine

all u gotta do is snort lindsay lohan1

by bmxcrzy34 December 25, 2007

Payday Loan

A payday loan is when you get an advance on your paycheck and pay it back with interest on payday. Generally this interest is 15%. Payday loans are set up to automatically pay themselves back because you post-date a check when you get the loan. If you get to the point where you are getting payday loans from other places to pay back the first payday loan, you are fucked. Payday loans should be avoided at all costs, as they fuck you in the long run. Many states have laws against certain payday loan practices.

Dude 1: Dude, come to the concert with us, it's payday!

Dude 2: Dude, I can't, I have to pay back these payday loans.

Dude 1: Dude, just get another one.

Dude 2: Oh yeah! Then I'll have money until next payday!

by Kapow! June 10, 2008

The Logang

1) A group of tryhards praising someone who doesn't love them.
2) A highly infectious disease that makes someone/something go mentally ill

Kid: Hey mom im part of the Logang
Mom: Whats that?
Kid: Just look it up...

by AnonymousXD-42069 June 24, 2018

logan couture

a hot piece of ass that thinks he's better than the world. has too many neopoints to count. looks like a beaver. great hockey player. hits on younger girls.

I love neopets, younger girls and wood. i'm a logan couture!

by mikelme martindale July 31, 2009

Loan Shark

Someone who commits the crime of usury; loans you money and charges extremely (and illegally)high interest on said loan.

James borrowed $100,000 from the loan shark and now he wants $170,000 back.

by James Van Bronsan July 22, 2004

"Loan Mods"

Modifying an exsisting loan to better terms/lower payments. Currently loan mods are a way for a borrower of a home loan to negotiate the terms of there mortgage. Loan Modification officers are typically a third party out of work x-mortgage loan officer trying to continue to make easy money by being a middle man involved in financial transactions.

GD:"Mortgage re-financing is terrible right now,lending sucks".

Bova: I know,where the hell have you been, We are all doing "Loan Mods" right now until sub-prime comes back!

by drummerg2 April 7, 2009

Loan Sniper

When your wife owes you money, so you shoot your load in her eye.

AKA. When a wife gets added to credit and kills your deal due to excessive shopping.

Steve came home early and saw three Coach purses and 15 pairs of shoes, he then proceeded to give her the loan sniper.

by NWFHA August 6, 2009